My squiggly hairdo

Mum was practicing one of her favourite old do's from Poppy days on me, and it worked. Wahoo, I must admit I do look pretty damn tute.
Cullinary skills are developing
Poor old mummy was feeling like a real victor (aka victim) on her birthday, so me, Pops and daddy broke out the big guns and decorated a sponge cake for her. My favourite, strawberries - me and Pops nicked all the strawberries off the top and ate them in great delight.
My hair fits in piggies
Here I am soaking up the sun from my favourite poss'ey in our loungeroom.
Someone took my dummy
I have a real fondness for my dummy, so when someone nicks it, I don't get mad, I get FURIOUS!